Bye Bye!

It has been a longtime since i said this and i understand that i have been rather late in saying this to you all.
Its almost the end of it, and i did realize that one should speak what is in his heart
So


It has been a wonderful year with loads of twists and turns, this year i admit has been great
It has been a real package of happiness, sorrows, and every emotion boxed together and gifted to me.
I must say it has been a real test when it came to experimentation of my life, emotions, perceptions
And Yes it has lead to new discoveries and new feelings
And most importantly am blogging again.
For those who i thought were real friends let me down but thats what i have been taught by time, trust those only who are trustworthy! And sometimes you have to show your worth
The world is all about commitments and sacrifices
Atleast i can say that easily in this era ! You got to sacrifice something to earn a reward
and as they say "Nothing is for free"

But Anyways the biggest thing is that i did develop some changes in myself
Its easy when people say, You shouldnt change for anyone
The Truth is that you have to mold !
You have to change yourself for the world, as the world wont change for you!

A rather Long Journey full of experiences, New People and new perceptions! I loved this year i must say..


And i rather hope the next year brings more surprises in the store

We Die each night we sleep and the next day we are born again with a new experience, a new day

So just leave your past behind cuz it wont come back
Cherish what you have for you in your present that will built your future

And once again i will say

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!

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Back to the old Self of Hurting Myself?

Well sort of

For so many years maybe I might be fooling myself that Am Stone hearted

I don’t get hurt!

But today even my beliefs failed me… If you got feelings you are bound to get hurt

That’s a bitter truth, it may take a while to realize but when you do, you are stranded in an isolated corner, with sadness and depression Revolving around you.

It may seem like time has frozen

It was a second before you heard a bad news and it wont go off!

You try and you cry! Yet to no avail, time wont bow to you.

How much you wail in pain, the result is pretty inevitable! You got to bow down

They say time is your best friend

No doubts it is

But sometimes time is the worst Killer too!

I understand that, life is pretty wayward it is full of transitions

You can never expect everything to go smoothly

But then I got many Questions in my mind!

To those who believe in KARMA I got a question for them!

You say what you do comes back to you

Then why is it that the good has to suffer from the face of evil?

Yes maybe the evil does get what’s right for it!

But what is the fault of good, to be showered with Evil’s mistreatment!

You can be strong in life, You can try ! Yes you can succeed but can you change the person or the soul in you?

Sometimes I Question “GOD” if he exists, why is he just a mere spectator of everything that happens

The so-called creator of Humans and Earth? How can someone watch his own creation in pain?

Yes Man Destroys! But destruction is a mere seed of Hatred

What about those who don’t hate? Are they blessed? NO!

Cant People leave other’s happy for a moment?

Why do they become so jealous that they have to bring in something or the other in someone’s way?

Even if that someone did nothing to the others?

People Just say they have been hurt by their Gf/Bf but there is a life beyond that

If Instances occur with those who are really close to you

If it hurts them, then you can feel the pain regardless of how much the other person hide it! You actually can feel the thorns prick

Life was, has been and will be too tough

Sometimes the pain is so intense that it directly comes into your eyes when you cry!

For people who think they are happy , they aren’t aware of what is in the store for them!

THE ART OF FLIRTING!

So this age can be probably marked as an age of “FLIRTS”

Flirting is an art and not many are good at it

I know most of the people claim themselves to be flirts, that they can do wonders

They can woo any girl of their choice but frankly speaking those are the ones without girlfriends.!

DEFINITION OF FLIRTING

Flirting is a form of human interaction, usually expressing a sexual or romantic interest in the other person. It can consist of conversation, body language, or brief physical contact. It may be one-sided or reciprocated.

Ok crap now let me redefine it as

DEFINITION OF FLIRTING

Flirting is an art to impress someone (I SAY SOMEONE AS PEOPLE CAN HAVE A DIFFERENCE SEX PREFERENCE OTHER THAN A GUY OR A GAL, AS IN GAY), where people try to prove how great they Are by the art of Barking Speaking

Well I do come across people Undergoing the Initial stage of Flirting i.e.,

• Eye contact, batting eyelashes, etc. (Yes, If the gal is not intimidated you better have some eye disease or she might give you a black Eye!)
• "Protean" signals, such as touching one's hair (Yes! They are so silky and its so nice to touch! Beware the gal might shave your hair off!)
• Casual touches; such as a woman gently touching a man's arm during conversation (Ok! She can be casual but don’t take it as a sign to fulfill your pervert ness)
• Smiling suggestively (Yes! You got 32 Colgate Brushed teeth so show them! It would be gr8 if she just knocks them down! )
• Winking ( Yes again you got shit in your eye eh! )
• Sending notes, poems, or small gifts
  
• ( Crap! Old school doings! A poem may go like “OH MY GAL, I LOVE YOU THEE, YOU ARE THE GIFT I GOT FOR FREE” )
• Footsies, the "feet under the table" practice ( Better be sure that the gal isn’t wearing a heeled sandal or those with nails on the heel)

Ok and add to these there are websites like Shaadi.com Where I can see some stuff such as

I am a teen looking for a Queen, I like places to hang and I want gals to bang! How about a gang Bang!!

And then people call these websites as a serious relation portal!

Then puhleez there are some websites with such information

Tips for women only

• Attitude, not beauty, is the driving force. Studies show that average-looking women who artfully indicate openness and interest achieve more success in attracting male attention than beautiful women who maintain an aloof and disengaged attitude. (YA GO IN THOSE MAID CLOTHES AND TRY IT OUT!)
• You might have to say it more than once. Don’t be afraid to flirt with a man in many ways over the space of an evening if he doesn’t respond to your first signal. Men sometimes look for verification when trying to determine whether or not a woman is interested in being approached. (YA! DON’T BE AFRAID!! THE GUY WILL RELATE EVERYTHING TO SEX! )

Tips for men only

• Wait for it, w-a-i-t…f-o-r…i-t! Let her make the first move when it comes to even the slightest physical contact. This gives women the control they need to feel secure. You have a better chance of avoiding a rebuff if you refrain from touching her until after she touches you first – even a slight brush on the arm makes all the difference. (YA! MAKE THE SECOND MOVE. IE., MOVE AWAY! )
• WARNING! Flirting Conditions Hazardous. Approach Slowly. It’s important to recognize a signal when you see one. She might be interested, but if you are moving too fast she’ll give you negative feedback to create a safe distance, followed by a flirtatious move. These mixed messages mean you still have a chance, but only if you slow your advances. (ARE YOU SUGGESTING OR DEJECTING THE POOR GUY!)

• Thumbs-up from a woman : Smiling, laughing, giggling, tossing the head while running fingers through the hair, primping (adjusting clothing, even though it is not mussed), leaning forward, whispering in the man's ear, palming (gesturing with an open hand), presenting the neck, short darting glances toward the man, holding the man's gaze, the coy glance (a combination of lowered eyes and a half-smile also seen in many other cultures). ( YA YA ! THAT’S A RARE CASE NOW)
• Thumbs-down from a woman: Turning the body away, pulling away, sneering, frowning, glaring, yawning, crossing the arms over the chest, picking at the nails. (GET READY FOR THESE)

Ok to make things worse we do come across some lame pick up Lines

To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Ok the most common of all heard everywhere!

Is your dad a terrorist (YAWN) If she says YES! Then run for ur life

If no then the dialogue continued is “ WHERE DID HE STEAL A GEM SUCH AS YOU FROM?”

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Heights no! Well when will people learn to atleast be creative and be original rather than to just say things that are too inevitable

Gals and Guys both are smart these days hehe…They know when you are going to give those LOSER LOOKS and say something that is too boring to digest!

Try something good such as The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Yes and if people fail at the art of Flirting I can Imagine TELEBRANDSä©® popping their noses into the business

So yes there will be an advertisement such as

(Include the lip moment urself ok!)

I WAS SO DEJECTED! MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING

I DIDN’T KNEW HOW TO FLIRT! EVERYTIME I CAME ACROSS A GAL SHE USED TO SLAP ME AND USED TO SHOUT LOSER!

WHENEVER I HAD AN URGE TO HAVE SEX SHE USED TO SAY “A PEA ! NO THANKS”

I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE BUT EVEN THE TRAIN CHANGED ITS TRACK

THAT IS WHEN I CAME ACROSS TELEBRANDSä©®

AND MY LIFE CHANGED

NOW I CAN FLIRT WITH MY MAID

DOESN’T MATTER SHE IS DEAF AND SHE CANNOT HEAR TO MY YAPPING

AND SHE DOESN’T COMPLAIN TO MY SEXUAL AROUSEMENTS

SHE JUST SAYS “ I CAN PEEL MANY PEAS”

So what are you like,

I don’t think your situation is similar! And I really hope it isn’t!

Discrimination...... Gimme a Break

A Gal goes for an interview and she Enters the Interview Room. The panel consists of 5 male Members.
This is their First Reaction as she enters.

"Oh My God!"
Look at those Melons, WOW!
Bouncy milkies...............
Damn, Amazing Come To papa! She is All mine
If my wife knows this she will kill me but as long as i am surrounded with those Melons, I dont Care!
Look at those Lines Curves....

Hey Do One thing, Reject everyone there who came for the interview.
We are taking this beauty!
Tell those who are outside any reason We dont care! But am being surrounded by her for sure.........

Sounds Pretty Familiar no?
No Offense girls, but that is what happens these days.
Knowledge, Presence of Mind, Confidence its all obsolete.
The World is Dominated with Gals Getting Transplants and then, Seducing the Recruiters To get a job
How Cheap!!
For an instance take an example of Airports. Those airhostess are decent enough but then do you realise what many of them did to get through the interview?
A Little of Cleavage Show Followed by Raunchy Talks and then concluded with kinky Expressions.
Gimme a Break

A Male Interviewer has an option of choosing between 2 prospective candidates
One is an Intelligent Human SPECIE while the other is a hot curvacious, lucious , Delicious Girl with big boobs and all
Who do you think he will prefer?
The Intelligent one???
Well
Die then cuz Wrong option....
His first Expression will be like he will stare at her, as if he is going to dig through her

Am Not saying all the gals, But many ! So many are known to do Such things.

A friend of mine went for an interview with some crappy GO Airways
She is pretty, Intelligent and has a blend of Everything

What the interviewer asks her?

Do You have a tattoo at a strategic place? If not then get one
That is our requirement and we will only recruit those with a tattoo
I mean Gimme a Break.... Are you there to recruit a hostess or to get to see a body show?
PERVERTS! Really!
All she could say was "FUCK OFF" To them...
Well no regrets any decent person wouldve had done the same

I Fail to understand. Why does the society sometimes declare that it is the Women being Discriminated
True to that, these days there is nothing That a Women cannot do, which a man Can (Ofcourse a man cannot be pregnant though i still Doubt the technology)
But then what crap! I Dont believe in such things

PAMELAMANIA :- A deadly Symptom in which a Women, wants to increase her boob size to such an extent that she cannot even see her feet....

HEIGHT'S OF PAMELAMANIA :- To Find a Job even men are Undergoing transplants to be Women.............

This is true! Why do they speak that "OH MY GOD! IT IS A GAL SHE WILL BE DISCRIMINATED SO WE WILL LOOK AFTER HER"

AND THIS LOOK AFTER HER LATER BECOMES WE WILL DO THINGS WITH HER.

To make things more worse, even there are some slutry gals who Enjoy such moments and then encourage people

Men arent Born pervert
But if they are forced to see a STRIPSHOW, Wont they be attracted? Ya unless it isnt a gay!

Well i remember seeing movies these days, with the USP of movie being hot chics wearing those saree's with Blouse that in no way resembles a Blouse. It looks like a Bikini
Or remember RHTDM. Ofcourse you loved the story but what about the PUSH UP BRA dia mirza used, to show that yes! I GOT SOMETHING. IT ISNT THAT I AM POOR..........

Siriously these days the trend is like, those who dont have asset are really poor
To make case worse for Men, Company's Put this under their notice..................

1. FEMALE EMPLOYEES PREFFERED (PREFFERED IS A DEROGATORY WORD , MEN WILL BE KICKED OUT )
2. FEMALE APPLYING, SHOULD HAVE A SILICON EFFECT IN THEM....
3. FEMALE SUFFERING WITH PAMELAMANIA ARE MORE THAN WELCOME, HELL WE ARE WILLING TO OFFER THEM OUR PLACES IF THEY JOIN...
   
4. " MEN NOT ALLOWED"
   
5. WE ARE PREFFERING FEMALE JANITORS. IT IS DIFFICULT FOR THEM, SO MALE APPLICANTS WILL BE BEST SUITED FOR THE JANITOR JOB.
   
6. WE ARE PERVERTS SO PRACTISE FOR A GOOD SHOW AND WE WILL HIGHLY APPRECIATE IT
7. IF THE SILICON IMPLANTS ARE SAME FOR MORE THAN ONE CANDIDATE, THE ONE WITH MAXIMUM EXPOSURE WILL BE PREFFERED

Know What i am talking about?
I didnt say this for Girls in particular
I know there are the decent ones , There are many

But what about such types???

It makes me sick really!

Addiction of Blogdum

No Man Is An Island.

The Need to communicate is an innate desire of human’s and was born with us.

Man being a Social Animal, is blessed with the power to think, Communicate, And Express

These are the things that distinguish him from Animals giving him the tag of being the cleverest being.

No matter how much we boast that we are totally independent, we still have this Dependency hidden deep inside the darkest corners of our heart.

It isn’t that we are totally naïve to the society; the thing is that we do need a source, a person near and dear or maybe not, to communicate our things to someone, to share our joy and sorrow

We cannot just gulp our piece of emotions on our own

The same thing is with what we want to express

Yes, We don’t have any freedom to murder someone, or commit a crime

But of course we still have freedom to express what we want, our needs, and our feelings

Blogs , the revolutionary creation of some wise person is the medium via which we can express what we want to portray to the society and to the mass.

Blog is the short term for web log, a website that one can keep as a diary

We aren’t born News reporters, nor we are scholars

But as they say, even the smallest spark can set fire resulting in explosions.

Rather without a shadow on doubt, blogs have become a necessity in our lives

Yes, People do write personal diaries, but on the contrary what is the harm in sharing it with the world around.

I do remember the time when, blogs were banned from India, but then people protested against it and the ban was lifted

True with that, People are the ones who make the government, and with that they can even shake it.

And yes, am too possessive about it! There are many around like me, as they find it as a part of their lives. We do hop on other blogs, with time gather knowledge as to what is this globe all about, and what do others think

And yes without a doubt, it is a great means to Engulf more knowledge and to even share yours with others

Personal blogs can be effective means for people to promote themselves and their interests, and some people find them to be psychologically fulfilling tools for self-expression and satisfaction.

To conclude I would just say, that few years ago, there was nothing like a “blog” but as of now they have become very influential components of our lives as well as the Internet, and their importance is growing exponentially