Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Big Fat Greek Wedding

At times i surprise myself with various elements. Well, there are events in life unknown that might pop up suddenly. No! Dont be misguided by the title cuz' i am not getting married. It is my brother who would be married in the month of april. Without a doubt, there is no second questions that i am excited. These two weeks had been bombarded with bills and shopping. I have shopped more than my brother or his to-be-wife. And the element of surprise ceases to exist when i see the bill. From sherwani, to shoes, coats to shirts and what not! This is the first time in my life when i had the courage to step down to the streets to shop for this auspicious occassion. Otherwise i have always considered Shopping to be the art possessed by women only.

What makes me feel proud is that yes! I can shop as well. Well that is actually something for me to be proud of. Nevertheless to say the fun is a bit shortened due to the fact that the marriage is in near neighborhood. But hell ya! Who cares as long as you know how to enjoy and have fun in life... I have different plan to make the moment more memorable. Well when will i play my part of being a brother!

The sad part for me is that the marriage is in the month of April and i dont know whether i would mark my presence for a long time. This is cuz prolly i would be off for mumbai in the coming months. But lets see surprises never cease to exist. Today itself we chose an amazing dress (I dont know how to classify it as it is a combination of ACHKAN+COAT). Well looks nice on him. Matter of fact i always longed to wear such a dress but then my physique isn't so muscular that something of that sort would suit me.

Cut to the chase i am happy with my golden Sherwani..


It brings a smile to my face thinking about the excitment, fun and cheers prevailing at my house. Cuz its been long since i used those terms living here. Strange and sad things have happened in the past but i am really glad they did happen. The past always haunts you but what makes me happy is that i am end with worries.



I lose the count when i have to judge when
was the last time i laughed my ass off. It has to be 4-5 years back until i bumped into the shittiest relation of my lifetime which stole my smile. Yes i see those who did wrong suffer and those who suffer cuz of no reason laugh eventually. Thats what i am doing now! Laughing that is!! Thank godness I am having laughter doses on a daily basis.

I am downloading Razz 2, but from the reviews which i hear about, I can conclude it is a real turnoff. But then wait until i watch, bollywood bring it out with what they classify as a "Horror".

Matter of fact most of the horror movies, in particular associated with bollywood has always made me roll out of laughter! Think of the people scared in a theater and am laughin like a laughing gas victim...
Lez c what else is there for me.....

Ps:- The images are only indicative to give you a feel of how much i spent in a matter of 2 days...tch....tch

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Silence the Best Killer


What is the best way to break a mirror? Shoot it with a bullet or wait until it breaks? Well i would not be the right person to answer that. It all depends on your perception. There was a time when i would have said the first option. But things change along with the flow of time! Indeed i have experienced that Silence is so powerful a tool that it can shatter egos, big armies as well as the biggest boulders of your life. Earlier my philosophy of life was to screw karma and just be the creator of whatever happens. If someone messes with you, its a tit-for-tat. I found that approach to be quite contending as it brought sudden/instant results! Of course the results would vary at times...But life teaches you so much. People often say that patience is the key to success. Its easy said than done especially for someone like me who believes in blasting anyone who tries to be shitty. Things have changed. I have found that silence, though it takes time yields the best result. I would not say that you should rely on time to make things happen for you. Just be silent and yes it works wonders!

Here is a recipe to make a person realize their mistake forever (This might sound to be an off topic but it works hehe)

Ingredients
: Patience, Perseverance, A bit of Intellect, Pinch of Intelligence, Some humor according to taste.

Step I: Forget the person and forget any shit about them. Add some patient to the shitty stuff and saute' it in a frying pan.

Step II
: Stay Quiet and let them react. Let the frying pan burn the shit off. Wait it to reek. Add some perseverance and just wait and watch.

Step III
: Once they are over with their gags and actions, they will eventually get tired. Add a bit of intellect and its time to totally ignore them. A note of warning: How much tempting you might find to talk/contact them do not do it.

Step IV
: Be a gourmet of intelligence. Add a bit of intellect and do something creative as it would take a few months before you get a delicious meal. The time for Results might vary in cases though.

Step V
: You become more important when you are totally away rather than when you are near. You would see how the person becomes desperate to be in touch somehow. Add a bit of intelligence by not replying.

Step VI
: Now comes the grand fiesta. The person would right all sorts of sentimental stuff. This is the right time to make your mind not to contact the person ever in your life. Your recipe is ready. The person would feel guilty throughout their life span. Let them cry for the wrong they did to you.


Its true "What goes around Comes Around". You can never become happy by making someone miserable. Add a bit of seasoning in the form of humor to laugh off your past and live a beautiful present. I can boast upon it that its tried and tested. To so many people who once meant so much to me, later added pain to my life, this method proves to be the best to lead a great life! It gives peace of mind as well as a clean heart! Because you are not doing anything wrong. It is unquestionable that if you did something wrong with anyone your conscience would torture you forever.

Therefore never hurt anyone with Intentions. A mistake done without involvement/knowledge is never equal to a mistake done deliberately. Well that option is out for me as i never meant or did any wrong to anyone:)Sweet!



I happened to see a lot of movies this month! CC2C sucks real time. The most irritating thing i found was the MEOW background. Damn! It seem like i actually came to a ZOO instead of a theater. A bunch of buffoons playing Chini Mini CHinki Minki.... SlumDog Millionaire rocks big time!

Besides that this month has been really hectic. Most probably i would be moving to mumbai but lets see. I have no big intentions or desire to go in such a polluted/congested city but then Career Calls!

What else? ya! A bit of rafting and fun follows in a few days...Got a scholarship 5th time in a row(Man! I am losing the count now). It is a good thing as i would be able to repay my loan, cover my expenditures in case i go to mumbai, and help my brother to accumulate funds for his marriage. Ya did i mention my brother is getting married? Ahem! Thats all for now!

Tune into Wagga Wagga Channel for more entertainment! Till than Ciao!