STAR WARS RELODED!

Yesterday i had this thing striking in my mind
I dont know why i thought about Darth Vader and it reminded me of FART VADER
I got a friend called Siddharth and i call him SiDARTH VADER
But anyways
I was googling for something that would be rather interesting for me to come up with and i found really amazing stuff i must admit

For those who know about Star wars, this will be fun

For those who dont lemme summarize it
Star wars is a epic saga of a story in a distant galaxy, so distant that we dont know if it exists!
Its related to a war between the Dark side, headed by FART VADER and the light side by LUKE SKYFARTER!! Anyways it ends up with the same old shyt the light side winning over the dark side what a wimp!!!



A Star Wars Osama bin laden parody titled America Strikes Back in this Taliban humor pic and George Bush comedy photo.

Osama, you will go, Osama, you will go, hi ho, the bomb will blow, Osama, you will go. In a country far, far, away. The forces of evil are disappearing faster than interest in the two prequels. Just kidding. Even if the critics don't like them, they're always a good romp. Just think about why they used the chapter they did for the first movie. Maybe it would make the best movie? Ya, think? Why do people expect sequels or prequels to be better. It's rarely the case.

Yoda as a very old Jedi master homeless bum that's down on his luck.

Padmé Amidala should be careful though. If she goes bowling, someone might throw a bowling ball at her face, thinking her head's a pin. That's one ball a Senator wouldn't want to attend. Enough ball jokes? Or should I mention that it could be worse. She could get two balls whacking her in the face. Which hurts both parties, by the way


Two Jedi Masters whipping out their glow in the dark lightsaber condoms in this parody. It must be spring break. Obi-Wan Kenobi seems to be getting a grip of the situation, while Qui-Gon Jinn seems to be fizzing out. Maybe he whipped it out prematurely.


Guess he is following virendar sehwag's lead DOODH SHOODH PIYA KARO

Yoda might be able to levitate things for a short distance, but flying by flapping your ears, takes talent.

Big Brother Small Shilpa

This has rather been a buzz for a few weeks now!
I first came to know about it when my brother in UK told me that shilpa is left to tears! and i was like ok she deserves it! WHat the heck she wants to be popular and she is getting 3 crores for all this, atleast much more than the other BIG BROTHER members!
But then later, the newspapers began to flash with her news over and again!

I remember seeing the first show on the net somewhere when there was a mercedes, parked in front of a hotel and then the camera focused on the foot, and i was like flabbergasted who the hell is wearing a saree only to know, it being shilpa shetty

Jealousy is everywhere, and the big brother contestants were jealous of her cuz, she being an INDIAN, her getting more money than any of them, and her being much much famous than any of the members!

Initially it was a pleasure for me to laugh when she cried on the show, but later it began to strike my mind
Those people arent just abusing her, its India they are abusing, and really it has been a disgrace
I mean India is a developing country and still they welcome people from across the globe
Be it a lower class country, be it anything but they have a sense of hospitality in them
And yes it isnt like it is that poor, Indians are much more intelligent than any other human specie in all respects
The point here is
She came to the show, she cooked chicken only to know that it has been overcooked and its gross, probably indians eat that and they are so skinny
As said by one of the members
What rubbish i do see fatties around hehe
And then they wouldnt take her name correctly
First "SPILA" then "THE INDIAN" and later "DOG"


And the above pic i dont find her beautiful, she is disgustingly ugly fugly duckling! Shilpa is much better then her
And then she comments about her "She is a dog! She makes my skin crawl"

The best part being shilpa wont Quit the show
She is fighting it even the british govt. is against the discrimination

Fight Shilpa Fight!

The thing that makes me laugh is that reading today's newspaper it was that JADE(the ugly above) was invited to india for a Cleansing session GANDHIGIRI and stuff!
And then she said SORRY
thats pretty obvious but there is no guarantee that British people will keep mauling indians!

Indians have proven the fact! UK SUX! BRITISH SUX! they are mere cheaters and robbers
they stole indian heritage, they cant do anything on their own
Atleast india after its independence soared up from an ant in the world to a horse which is still running!!!

The other day i was talking with my brother about how UK sux! It usually snows there and its going to snow in February start ! Talk about Global warming duh!

And in delhi the minimum temp was like 2 degrees and in ladakh it was -16 degrees!!!

............Not Again............

Ok prolly people are wondering about my absentism and my inactiveness from blogdum but its basically due to my Campus and me hunting for a job
but then i hope i will still comment
this spree will continue until i get a good job:p so all the best to me hehe

WTF!

Ok a real funny time for me i must say!
I gave the COMMON ADMISSION TEST known as CAT in November
You can say it was a mere time pass as i didn't study and prepare for it at all
When i went to the centre everyone was so damn nervous with that shivers of agony Quivering on their lips but then except for me!
I was there laughing all the way
And then it was the exam, Seemed easy to me cuz damn for the first time in so many years it was really bearable
I got my result yesterday
Got 88 percentile
It isnt bad but the catch is i didn't feel any forms except for it
People around me, my friends were saying you mad or what why didnt you fill the forms
You could've had easily got admission into good colleges
But i was like How do i knew
I got this result but then i gave it just for time pass
Ok enough of my blabbering am going tomorrow for the last option that is left for me
Let's see what is in the store for me!